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REBLOG THIS IF YOU LOVE SKINS! LET’S BRING IT BACK! Take off soap operas. Take off Jersey Shore and The Fake Housewives of Whatever but bring this back! The second something real comes on TV it’s gone in a second and for what? Because some people can’t take it? THEN DON’T WATCH IT! Skins 4 2012<3

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Anti-racist Racists

My balls just dropped:

Obviously, all white people are normal. Unlikes those brownies and yellows and blacks. 

By the way, notice how stereotypically Asian the “yellow” guy looks. Yeah, I just blew your mind.

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Teachers are So Smart

Bullying is a huge problem. And it’s hard for gays to fit in because of fucked up, irrational homophobia that asshole right-wingers keep spreading.

So teachers need to fix the problem. 

And they have a brilliant solution:

That’s not bigoted at all. Not bigoted at all.

Teachers… umm… go suck a dick.

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This is an actualultrasound image of a 45-year-old man’s balls, as seen in The Daily What:

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone’s balls look like a face on the Internet… I’d have one nickel. Yeah.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone’s balls in a chick’s mouth on the Internet, I’d be Bill Gates. 

And yes, I tagged Jon Stewart because he’s that fucking awesome.

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White Obama

The title says it all:

Suddenly, there’s a surge in Republican support for the President. 

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Republican porn


That was oddly arousing for a second.

But then I realized I wasn’t a 75-year-old priest that pledged never to have sex.

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At the hotel

I’m on vacation right now, doing stuff. As well as some stuff. Not to mention, that other stuff I did. Oh, and also the stuff.

So hotels are a big topic for me right now. I guess.

Okay, not really, but I’m trying to make a fuckin’ connection here.

Anyhow, here’s a picture of a cleaning cart at a hotel:

That thing will rape me in my sleep. Fuckballs.

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That awkward moment when an alternative rock fan falls in love with a song covered by Kathryn Williams. It just happened. I’ve never felt happier after listening to a song in my life. Okay, that’s a lie, but you get my fucking point.

Tweet me, point-getters:!/sexandpolitix

Lady Liberty in Lingerie

What do you call it when you get an erection at a non-human thing and are okay with it?:

I’m betting that the Lincoln Memorial has banged Lady Liberty. That French motherfucker can’t be a virgin.

And okay, fine, she wasn’t in lingerie. They’re swimsuits. But I did it for the sake of awesome alliteration. And an aye ah.

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News Fail. Yay.

Surprisingly, this latest news fail isn’t from Fox News:

Yes, a man was killed to death.

Sometimes, I kill people, but I don’t kill them to death because that would leave them dead, even though killing someone automatically makes them dead. 

It’s okay to kill someone. Just don’t kill that someone to death. Then you’ve crossed the line.

Tweet me, newsbags:!/sexandpolitix

Porn on Sesame Street. Yum.

So something crazy happened.

The Daily What reports:

The Sesame Street YouTube channel was apparently hacked earlier this evening, and all its content was either removed or made private.

That’s not the crazy part.

This is:

Making matters worse still, a 7 minute Bang Bros porn video was uploaded to the channel, and the banner was replaced with one that read “Sesame Street — I’ts [sic] where porn lives.”

Now, this may be an appropriate time to discuss the implications of advancement in technology, the morality of hacking at any time for any reason, and the danger this act can have on innocent children.

But all my mind can think of is this: Does Elmo have a cock or a vagina?

Either way, Big Bird’s sexier. He’s got the ass.

Now excuse me, but I have to go watch a YouTube video of Bert and Ernie blow each other. 

Tweet me, vagfucks:!/sexandpolitix

Ron Paul. Explain this one.

Libertarians aren’t the coolest, but they don’t suck cock. 

But Ron Paul might actually have a fake eyebrow:

It’s alright.

Sometimes my jaw drops when I watch a clip from Fox News.

Sometimes my balls drop when I watch a video of Mila Kunis.

Sometimes my foot ends up looking like a fucking high-heel

It just happens. It’s cool, it’s cool.

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Sometimes I just feel bad for the Tea Party for being so stupid

For slurping the semen that Wall Street ejaculates and not being strong on foreign policy, I dislike Obama. 

But I hate the Tea Party even more:

Yay! Bigotry! That’s definitely going to solve some of the world’s greatest problems.


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This is saddening.

So this is one of the 99%-ers:

If this doesn’t make you sympathize with the Occupy Wall Street protestors whose lives have been and are still being skullfucked everyday by the corporate elite, you are one pathetic piece of fuck.

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So. Yeah. Um. Fuck.

At least the Human Centipede wasn’t real:


Just wow.

By the way, isn’t it ironic that the monkey is fucking a cat – wait for it – doggie-style.

That’s right. I just shocked you. Now your testes hurt.

Not that they didn’t after looking at the photo.

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